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Thursday, July 19, 2012
50 Reasons to Hate Bananas
1. Their name has to many na's in it
2. People pretend bananas are guns
3. Bananas don't look like a gun
4. Bananas are crap guns
5. Then they get eaten in less than 30 seconds after being shipped half way round the world
6. If there were more of them there wouldn't be world hunger
7. They cost too much, especially at the deli that I work at
8. I work at a deli
9. Bananas are sold at the deli
10. Bananas have skins
11. The deli doesn't have a skin
12. Bananas are yellow
13. Monkeys, cats and dogs aren't yellow
15. This page hasn't got a background
16. For the price of 6854168468468468 bananas you could get a pet dolphin (possibly).
17. Dolphins aren't yellow
18. Dolphins aren't even remotely related to bananas being crap
19. Unless you fed a banana to the dolphin
20. But the dolphin wouldn't eat the banana anyway because it's crap for 50 reasons
21. Politisions like them
22. I misspell politician's
23. Monkeys eat them
24. Monkeys can't use guns unless trained by scientists
25. I own science
25. Bananas can't fly around a table with it's arms outstretched imitating a plane
26. Banana's can't speak pig latin
27. Bananas can't be coloured in by crayons
28. I missed number 14
29. Number 28 had nothing to do with bananas
30. Neither did number 29
31. Banana's are conspiracists waiting for the right moment
32. The Secret service and MI6 know about the bananas
33. There aren't enough banana hunters in the world today
34. Banana Hunters require a large amount of taxpayer funds to train.
35. Bananas have some connections with the French resistance.
36. Metallica haven't written a song about bananas
37. Bananas can't write songs
38. Bananas can't answer telephones
39. Bananas get squished easily
40. Bananas can't play Playstations
41. This font colour is not pink
42. Bananas don't look like this font colour
43. Bananas aren't in bold
44. I've written bananas so many times it's beginning to lose all meaning
45. Bananas have no impact on the price of the stock market
46. A yahoo search on bananas will give you nothing important
47. Bananas are insignificant
48. They grow on weird trees
49. Now i'm just making up random junk.
50. Bananas, if they could, would like country music.
51. There's 51 points even though there was only meant to be 50
Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Tuesday, July 17, 2012
Yes! We Have No Bananas [1930] Screen Songs Cartoon
Sunday, July 15, 2012
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